Jimmy Swaggart's Head Explodes

Okay, anyone who is watching knows that Jimmy Swaggart is nuts. He is also a liar, hypocrite, self-confessed porn addict, and repeated user of prostitutes. He was also accused of having an affair in 1989 by a lady who said she met with him10 times between July 1987 and January 1988. She says he inquired about the possibility of his having sex with her daughter as well. Her daughter was 9 years old.

(He did redeem himself by making one of the most unintentionally funny things I have ever seen- here. )

So why do I bring this up: last week on his television show (it's the Septemebr 12th episode, highlights just before the 36th minute). He made the following statements:

"Men marrying men. I've never in my life seen a man I wanted to marry."

Okay, but you've also never seen a prostitute you did not want to bang in a sleazy motel room.

"And I'm going to be blunt and plain...if one ever looks at me like that, i'm gonna kill him and tell God he died."

So, you who is without sin, would murder and lie to God. Of course you cannot lie to God, who is all-knowing, but intellectual consistency is not exactly his strong suit.

"I'm not knocking the poor homosexual, I'm not...they need salvation just like anybody else."

Except, of course, if they look at me in which case I will kill them (see above).

It is bad of me think that if his head really had exploded, I would have rejoiced. But I was praying for a bomb, a bullet, something painful...go to hell, Jimmy. You've earned it.