Wingman

Now, every guy knows this. Every guy has been this. We call it- "Taking one for the team."

So, we have cute girl with less than cute girl. "Ooh, check out the blonde!" "Which one, with the dark-haired friend?" "Yep." "I'll take one for the team on that, let's go." Now I have to go over and talk to the less attractive girl. This is almost always a winning strategy because she is the one who does not get hit on as much and she is happy someone has picked her. If your buddy comes right over too early, he will blow it- the game is up. So the key is the timing, the right amount before the cutie gets bored and goes off but not too quick they know what's going on.

Anyway, nobody ever paid me for this. All I ever got was the occaisional beer from a lucky guy who scored some digits or some dancing time. What a gyp! Dudes out there, always tip your wingman! Spread the love.