The Whole Country's on Sale!

This is a fun little article about our official plan to invade Canada. Seriously. Declassified now, so get prepared.

As I see it, we could take hockey, Daniel "Kid Poker" Negreanu, Neve Cambell, Elisha Cuthbert, Dan Aykroyd, and The Kids in The Hall. They should have to take back Celene Dion, Matthew Perry, Howie Mandel, and Tom Green. Paul Shaffer is a push. Check off your own list here.